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JoKe!! Are you lawyers materialistic?

There was a lawyer who drove his shiny new Merc to work one day. He parked it in front of the company where he worked to show it off to all his lawyer colleagues. As he got out, a lorry hit the door and ripped it right off. The driver stopped and ran to the lawyer saying "Are you alright, are you alright?" The lawyer, now furious, started to scream and berate the driver. "What the hell do you think you are doing? This is my brand new Mercedes. I am a lawyer and I am going to sue you for all you are worth!" Then a policeman ran up to the scene and said to the lawyer. "Calm down! You lawyers are so materialistic it's disgusting! Don't you know, when that lorry ripped your door off, it took your arm with it?" The lawyer looked down and saw his left arm missing and said, "Oh God...my Rolex!" :o)

Public Comments

1. HA,HA, HA, !!!
2. 7/10 getting better tonight - no rib busters yet though
3. That is absolutely brilliant, 10/10. wish i was a road sweeper looking for the watch.
4. lol :]
5. excellent. hope i can remember it to tell my husband.
6. Ha ha!!!
7. Rolex is a brand name watch right??? HAHAHAHA, thats funny, I guess he is so materialistic he didn't feel the pain. I loved it! I rate it 10:10. Since I haven't heard it before. Please keep the jokes coming!!!! ^_______^
8. Ho Ho Ho 9/10☺
9. lol
10. hey why do they bury lawyers 24 feet down instead of six? Because deep down they were really a nice person. Why dont sharks eat lawyers? Its called professional courtesy
11. w00h00!!!...cool joke :)) <3
12. I can sadly say one of my friends works in a lawyers office, and a couple of the partners are just about this materialistic. This deserves a 10/10 Have a good night.
13. now that is what i call a joke nice goin fingers 10/10