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Q & A Lawyers .....again?

Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement? A: A whine cellar. Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor? A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.? A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.

Public Comments

1. lovely jubbly
2. Very funny
3. funny
4. ok so what have you got against lawyers then !
5. Nice jokes
6. heres a fine variation on the hitler bit,... you're locked in a room in purgatory with an attorney,hitler and attilla the hun. you've been given a 44 magnum with only 2 bullets, what do you do? shoot attilla and hitler in the head before pistol whipping the lawyer, business before pleasure- i always say!
7. very good...lol
8. Hi good one ,thank you again.
9. ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh
10. LOL! I wonder if I'll laugh at lawyer jokes as much once I get my LL.B. (Bachelor of Laws) ...... I'm sure I will:-)
11. Ha ha ha.!!! Again good jokes on lawyers.!!! 10/10.!!! Cheers.!!
12. Very funny!! 10/10!! *
13. Well worth a star ha ha ,,,,