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Lawyers again (Variation on a theme)?

A group of headhunters sets up a small stand near a well-traveled road. The bill of fare is as follows: * Sautéed Tourist $10 * Braised Reporter $12 * Fried Diplomat $15 * Barbecued Lawyer $110 A customer, noticing the great price differential, asked why lawyers cost so much. The headhunter replied, "If you had ever tried to clean one of those devils, you would understand." * * * For another twist, Cannibal menu: Fried Scientist brain...... $5/lb Barbecued Reporter brain... $10/lb Poached Tourist brain...... $20/lb Scrambled Lawyer brain..... $200/lb Q: Why the difference? A: Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make one pound of brain??

Public Comments

1. excellente
2. hahaha
3. nice..lol
4. Awwww Yeah, that's what I'm talkin about! Gold star for ya!
5. hahaha very good thanks for sharing. lol
6. Ha ha that's priceless. lol!! :-)))
7. You definitely haven't lost your touch!! lol ♥
8. Very funny, here's a star :)
9. hahahaha..very good...
10. Good ones. Hope I could remember them when I need them at parties. The only lawyer joke I can remember is the one where the sharks don't eat the lawyer out of "professional courtesy".
11. lol!!! 10/10